Silly Questions

Some interesting questions I have received on my items:

I have a shed that is 10x12, will your 200ft. string of lights go all the way around? For a moment I thought I was in grade school math class facing a dreaded word problem.

Do you know where I can buy batteries for this item? Is this the first time this person has needed to purchase batteries?

My waist measures 34", will these 28" pants fit me?